Prison vs Work

*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

*you** spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. *
*you** spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.*
 
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
 
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors
yourself.
 
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*

you get your own toilet.
you have to share.
 
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*
 
they allow your family and friends to visit.
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
 
*IN PRISON*
*AT WORK*
 
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.* *
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
 
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?

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