10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and
some equally stupid answers :-
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question: – Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well, it’s so hot; there were no cool cabs so I thought i’d
watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. Why don’t you try
again or should i try this time.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the “blah blah blah” dish good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly
also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when
you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What
do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts
Answer:- And while I’m telling you, you tell me if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question :-Oh, so you smoke
Answer :-No, it’s a miracle ………..it was a chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!
