*Martha’s Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice cream drips.
*Muriel’s Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake!
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Buy SMASH potato mix , keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.
Go to the bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you.
If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
“fix-me-up.”
If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad – You did
your bit.
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
will keep for weeks.
Celery? Never heard of it!
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Go ask that gorgeous neighbor if he can open it for you! Its a fantastic
way to break the ice before taking him to bed!
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
use in casseroles and sauces.
Leftover wine???????????
HELLOooooooooooooo!!!
